Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
-poke: lighturges: bl0wp0p: when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
Expectation for 2012
normal person: a boyfriend, success, money, friends.
me: March 23
"you hate that bitch too?"
the year i found out who my TRUE friends are.